Feeling a little ... flaccid? Maybe this calendar can help!

As spam-filtering systems have gotten more sophisticated, spammers have gotten more creative in composing their messages. Why else would someone selling erectile-dysfunction medicine be talking about "attery squashes" and "bisky bats?" I was so baffled by these emails, I borrowed an idea from a friend and began creating found poems from some of them. 

Now you can have a small collection of these poems in a one-a-month format with slightly surreal, slightly suggestive photos. You won't believe what they say. 

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